Merry Christmas 2038!
Here we go, X-mas is right around the corner!
Commercial bloodsuckers start exploiting the holiday season each year a couple of days earlier compared to last year, but snowfall comes later and later while summers are getting hot even above 60th parallel north. Is something going on? Obviously yes, and this is a race where we won't be beaten.
Linear changes are for cotton panty -wearing coffee sniffers, so we unleashed our hidden Credible Hulk and came up with a snowball effect: from now on our X-mas marketing is rescheduled to begin earlier and earlier at the rate of the Fibonacci sequence: 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13 and so on.
As a result, the wait for X-mas of the year 2038 should have begun 10,946 days early so it's high time to dig out your jingle bells and while we're at it, might as well handle the year 2018 along. Should you prepare for the winter of 2038 with shorts and sun lotion or stockpile canned food and ammo? Damned if we know, but it's best to be prepared.
Finnish marking equipment bag, surplus19.99 EUR Made in Finland. Sold 70 in the last two weeks. 4 ratings.
Italian glass carafe with engraving, glass, surplus12.99 EUR Sold 10 in the last two weeks. 2 ratings.