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DIY wooden cock
DIY wooden cock.
DIY wooden cock.

DIY wooden cock

Price 62.99 USD excluding VAT

Make your own leirikyrpä - for a limited time, we offer this kit for just the cost of the puukko! From time immemorial, Finnish warriors have worn puukko knives. It is the perfect knife - good enough for fighting, yes, but most importantly a man’s multitool. With it you can prepare what you have hunted, you can make fire and shelter, and you can make handicrafts. The most traditional of handicrafts is leirikyrpä or camp penis, a wooden cock. The English language is a bit lacking in this sector - all words describing the man’s sexual organ are euphemisms, whereas Finnish has several words reserved just for it, with varying degrees of naughtiness. Word “kyrpä” is definitely the most rough way to say penis.

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DIY wooden cock.
DIY wooden cock.

Make your own leirikyrpä - for a limited time, we offer this kit for just the cost of the puukko! From time immemorial, Finnish warriors have worn puukko knives. It is the perfect knife - good enough for fighting, yes, but most importantly a man’s multitool. With it you can prepare what you have hunted, you can make fire and shelter, and you can make handicrafts. The most traditional of handicrafts is leirikyrpä or camp penis, a wooden cock. The English language is a bit lacking in this sector - all words describing the man’s sexual organ are euphemisms, whereas Finnish has several words reserved just for it, with varying degrees of naughtiness. Word “kyrpä” is definitely the most rough way to say penis.

What you get in this kit is the very good Terävä Jääkäripuukko along with a piece of Finnish birch - a very hard wood (pun intended) for your leirikyrpä project. If you fail, remember that birch is still excellent firewood!

Detailed instructions are included in the package. It is written in Finnish, but you will get the hang of it!

We also put up small Instagram photo contest where the prize is to get this set for free! Participate!

For your inspiration, you can look at Instagram’s #leirikyrpä.

Varusteleka Terävä

All Terävä knives are manufactured in Kauhava, Finland, by our partners at Laurin Metalli, Finlands leading knife blade manufacturer with roots going back to 1918. A Terävä blade is Finnish craftsmanship, pure and simple! And "Terävä", that's just Finnish for "sharp".

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