Swiss Medical Bag with Suspicious Contents, Surplus

Swiss army medibag with contents sans mind-altering substances. Get yourself a fine piece of military medical history or spice up your love life. Do whatever you want as long as you don’t try to use these for fixing real booboos. The best-before date was a long, long time ago.

Features

You should get this for this cool bag alone! It is made from that delightfully toxic green rubberized fabric that the ‘70s loved. The unrubberized brown inside provides a sensual contrast to the color bomb on the outside. The stiffened flap is snapped shut with two shiny metal buckles. And the bag has an adjustable shoulder sling.

These bags come with their exciting contents that can vary to some extent because we cannot do a full inventory on each and every bag. However, the first few we checked looked pretty much identical. They contained craploads of various types of bandages in original paper wrappings, square cloths, scissors, tweezers, and the rubber hose made famous by smack users in old cop films.

However, for all the opportunists out there, there are no combat drugs inside. So, don’t try to fix your gambling debts to the mob by hoarding these. Hoard them for fun instead! No use in raiding our lockers either because these came to us without any illegal stuff inside.