Suddenly, a loophole appears. Go on, click on it! It's where we wanted to lead you in the first place. This is all very frustrating. Just look at our frowny faces!
- Hole to Terävä products
- Hole to deactivated holes
- Hole to all things sharp
- Hole to demonized pipe accessories
- Hole to Liquid Happiness Loan Deals
OK, what's this loophole, you ask? Hold on, there's a perfectly good explanation. Loopholes and backdoors are called "piglet's holes" in Finnish because pigs are cute and smart AF. It's no coincidence that our loyal customer's mascot is a pig. Well, actually it is, but it's a long story. I digress. Now all of you get why we're selling canned pork here.