Loophole

Suddenly, a loophole appears. Go on, click on it! It's where we wanted to lead you in the first place. This is all very frustrating. Just look at our frowny faces!

OK, what's this loophole, you ask? Hold on, there's a perfectly good explanation. Loopholes and backdoors are called "piglet's holes" in Finnish because pigs are cute and smart AF. It's no coincidence that our loyal customer's mascot is a pig. Well, actually it is, but it's a long story. I digress. Now all of you get why we're selling canned pork here.


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