Varusteleka's Crappy Advent calendar

The holiday season is upon us again – wonderful carols and decorations have infested every nook and corner, great! Here is our Crappy Advent Calendar: 24 doors with wondrous offers, shenanigans, and also the inevitable disappointments. But our disappointments have a silver lining – you can only go up from rock bottom!

Click on a door, and be astonished!

Subscribe to our Crappy Advent Calendar

It be great! It be huge! It's Varusteleka's Crappy Advent Calendar! The calendar will have a door for every day in December up until the Christmas eve. You'll be served well!

By subscribing to the Crappy Advent Calendar you’ll receive the calendar doors straight to your email every day when the clock strikes midnight in Finland (UTC+2). If you get tired of the daily messages, there is an unsubscribe button at the end of each email - quick and easy!