Awful gift ideas

Ohh we know, you'll have to remember the less-liked relatives too. Here, let us help.

Hmm. If you're on the cheap, a Soviet comb will be an excellent reminder for that guy whose hair is just as organized as Italy, seemingly every day. Well what about that insurance sales person type of creature, who's been on the soulless business forever? Present her a "Veteran of Work" medal, with or without irony! Or hey, then there's the classic: Veshmeshok, aka the crummiest pack ever made! It stinks, never looks nice and is a chore to operate.

Next we move on to the part of the family who never should have reproduced. A set of rubber patches is a nice litte hint, but how about a full body condom and a pair of rubber gloves for that direct approach!

And yeah, then there's the Merino hoodie too. It's not an awful thing, so don't give it to anyone but YOU. Hell, you can live the Finnish Thanksgiving, which comes just after Christmas when you don't have see the horrible family until next year.