Swedish Track Suit Pants, Blue, Surplus

You cannot get mycket bättre Swedish sports pants than these! Apparently. The color is simply stunning, and the fabric stretches at homeopathic efficiency. You may not be able to do any vandammesque moves in these without a sudden assrip effect but on the other hand you can bask in the glow of your friends’ envy. Bear in mind that we also have a glorious matching jacket to go with these. Get your spouse a similar set and you can Nordic stick walk together until the end of time looking like the perfect unit you are.

Features

These are simple downwards tapering electric blue lightweight sports pants that come with a velcro back pocket and a drawcord adjustment around the waist plus zippers at the ankles. We have no idea how old these are but lookswise anything from the 60s to 80s. However, knowing how the army works, these might torment the grunts even today.

Material data isn’t given but it is some thin stuff that clings onto your skin in an erotically titillating kinda way when it rains. The fabric doesn’t stretch but who needs elasticity anyway. Overrated modern decadence.

Use

Despite what you may think, these are sporting pants because the matching jacket says "för sport och fritid", which means for sport and leisure time. We do recommend sticking to less explosive sports. But your legs will look quite dashing while you do you in these.

Sizing

Sizing is based on the Swedish guitar hero system "More is more", in other words the bigger number is a bigger size. Since not everybody speaks the Swedish military size lingo fluently, we added a couple of measurements in the chart below.

Waist refers to the waist circumference. The waist isn’t elastic so the measurement given is the maximum it gets. However, you can make it smaller by using the drawcord adjustment. The legs are a tad skinny at the calves but the zippers make your striptease performance a lot easier.

Condition

Used Swedish military surplus. The condition varies to some extent. Some seem completely unused, some have small signs of use, such as tiny patch jobs and little stains. However, these are all serviceable and washed, so they don’t smell of Swedish soldiers, which brings down the price quite a lot. You won’t find this pretty military pants anywhere so get ‘em while you can.