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Nothingness.
Nothingness. Pictured: the maximum amount of nothingness we are able to fit into a parcel.
Pictured: the maximum amount of nothingness we are able to fit into a parcel.
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Nothingness

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Black Friday is a shady marketing gimmick designed to make you buy crap that you don’t need at a price that is often artificially made to look cheap. We haven’t participated in it before, and we offer nothingness this year, too.

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Nothingness.
Nothingness. Pictured: the maximum amount of nothingness we are able to fit into a parcel.

Black Friday is a shady marketing gimmick designed to make you buy crap that you don’t need at a price that is often artificially made to look cheap. We haven’t participated in it before, and we offer nothingness this year, too.

Nothingness is the easiest way to satisfy your material needs. It hasn’t been made “cheaper” in some artificial manner, so it is actually so cheap that everyone can afford it. It's also easy to hide, easy to wear, fits anyplace and delivery is practically free. Nothingness has a carbon footprint of 0 g / m2 and the same goes for its water footprint and any other footprint. No rainforests have been destroyed whenmaking these products, no child labor has been used making this, and the product is 100% domestic. Nothingness doesn't smell, squeak, cause premature ageing, or fill your tax return forms.

Colorful Friday to everyone! This is a fine day for not buying anything. If you still do it, buy something that you actually need.

In the videos below, you can hear what our glorious leader has said about Black Friday in previous years. They explain in more detail why our Fridays stay colorful.

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02.02.2017 (Edited 23.05.2019)
Used it to chop down a tree to prepare wood for winter. It has served me well
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08.02.2017 (Edited 31.05.2021)
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10.03.2017 (Edited 31.05.2021)
Still hungry.
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08.09.2017 (Edited 31.05.2021)
You see comrade, this is best meal in all Soviet Russia
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16.01.2018 (Edited 31.05.2021)
Best ever, fills even your taxreports
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22.01.2018 (Edited 31.05.2021)
5 out of 5 soviet hammers and sickles
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22.01.2018 (Edited 31.05.2021)
5 out of 5 soviet hammers and sickles
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01.06.2018 (Edited 01.06.2021)
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03.04.2019 (Edited 05.06.2021)
I get this product for free every time it is payday and I go to Varusteleka. I only need to look in my wallet afterwards.
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