The ever-cheerful Russians have called Finns "pirates of the Baltic Sea" – and since accusations like that (which are always confessions in disguise) don’t bother us in the slightest, we might as well own the title and slap it on a morale patch. You’re welcome.

The patch is round and about 80 mm / 3.15" in diameter. The back has hook backing, of course.

Manufactured by Promler Oy.