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US Wiener Briefs, Tan-Green, Surplus. To be honest, these things are actually (and sadly) quite new and apparently still in use, and that is the butt of the joke.

To be honest, these things are actually (and sadly) quite new and apparently still in use, and that is the butt of the joke.

A finger-like body part fits through.

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US Wiener Briefs, Tan-Green, Surplus

Name: US Wiener Briefs, Tan-Green, Surplus
Brand: United States
Price: 3.99 USD
Availability: OutOfStock
Rating: 3.67 (9 reviews)

Price 3.99 USD excluding sales tax

If you feel that everything was at its prime during the Korean War, here are some underpants you can wear to travel back in time to that happy place.

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If you feel that everything was at its prime during the Korean War, here are some underpants you can wear to travel back in time to that happy place.

Features

These US military issue crotch holders leave your thighs fully exposed, as they should be. These briefs have a no-nonsense fit, and they really embrace your groin area. The waistband sets somewhere around your navel; this enhances the contours of your beefed-up gut. These briefs come in a very useful color, as you can turn them inside out, and none shall be the wiser – this doubles the briefs’ wear time. If you need to manipulate things inside the briefs, you have access from top, up the groin, and most importantly, through the front. Yes, these briefs are equipped with the slot of love.

Made of 100 % combed cotton.

Although these are named Wiener Briefs, no wiener is included nor is it required for wearing these. Wiener Briefs are for everybody.

US Surplus

These briefs are unused US surplus. Available in different sizes.

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67 %
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33 %
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3.67 / 5
9 ratings

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Albert M. 11.08.2022 ⚠ Unverified purchase

These are light, durable, and the absolute minimum ass-covering undies that ARENT white!

Finally, someone that knows these things will go brownish-yellow soon enough. Can save an extra wear or two since most marks wont contrast on these things for a while.

Waistband can sinch up on you when wet.

For the more fully gifted of fellows, be cautious of doing full lunges, squats, or crouch walking, as you may find some part(s) trying to escape these minimal coverings.

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joseph S. 13.08.2022 ⚠ Unverified purchase

these are still standard issue for all who enlist in the U.S. Army. I know this as when i went through BCT back in Febuary of 2022, i got 7 issued to me. they're pretty awful, and are the main cause of every male trainees constant pain : chafing. you could probably light a match on them, not felt dumb enough to do so myself. during the 10 mile ruck at the end of bct, they actually wore my skin enough for it bleed. they really build character are great for showing someone what the word "military grade" really means now.

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Matthew U. 01.09.2022 ⚠ Unverified purchase

I was issued seven of these. I wore them simply because I did not know any better.

They are a miracle of engineering in design in that they incorporate everything you could do wrong in making underwear, and put it all in one garment. Truly a masterstroke of making Joe's life miserable.

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I would not recommend to a friend

Adam M. 03.02.2023 ⚠ Unverified purchase

Lol, I got issued these years ago. Couldn't pay me to wear these! Feel like they're made out of canvas. The elastic is terrible. No stretch anywhere. First week of basic the drill Sergeants told us to never wear them on marches. They're notorious for chafing.

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Tomi J. 08.02.2023 Verified purchase

Vetävä ulkonäkö. Lisäksi istuvuus ja tuntuma hyvä, vaikkei ehkä uskoisi.

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ismo l. 10.03.2023 Verified purchase

Täydet Tähdet.
Ostin Kahdet ja on kuin Uudet.
Miellyttävät päällä.
Tälläisiä ei löydy kaupoista.

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I would not recommend to a friend

Jussi R. 26.09.2023 Verified purchase

Yllättävän mukavat on päällä, mutta jo muutamien käyttökertojen jälkeen ompeleet lähti purkautumaan vyötärön resorista. Nämä on jotenkin hölmösti ommeltu, että kun ommeltu lanka katkeaa, niin sauma aukee kuin vetoketju..

Jos näistä tykkää, niin kannattaa vetästä ompelukoneella toi vyötärön resori varmistukseks uudella saumalla ennen kuin hajoaa.

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Timothy K. 01.11.2023 ⚠ Unverified purchase

If the Birth Control Glasses don't do the trick, these undies will definitely save you from those evil temptresses trying to take away your purity. 10/10 would recommend to good boys.

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Grant G. 23.04.2024 ⚠ Unverified purchase

In 2002 BCT, we called these “frownie brownies”. Look positively heroic when worn over the trousers for a laugh.

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