Swiss Mittens, Waterproof, Surplus
Titillating, looong rubbery mittens for some sort of wet shit and pro-level swamp monster hentai action. Clean and intact so unfortunately no nuclear waste or other crap included but otherwise very nice. These keep water and other gunk outside, thus awesome for muddy stuff and adult fun.
- This product is unlikely to be restocked and will be hidden from our website once it's out of stock.
- Discontinued product.
Titillating, looong rubbery mittens for some sort of wet shit and pro-level swamp monster hentai action. Clean and intact so unfortunately no nuclear waste or other crap included but otherwise very nice. These keep water and other gunk outside, thus awesome for muddy stuff and adult fun.
Features
Truth be told, we have no idea what these mittens were supposed to be used for. It could be anything from muddy weather gear to outhouse cleaning or other NBC stuff. But we don’t sell these for any death-defying nuclear meltdown use because no protection ratings are give and even if they were, they would probably be outdated anyway. But these are fantastic for many other things.
Surprise your spouse with this hot erotic accessory. These are as gender neutral as they can be and suit everybody. “‘I’m your own naughty nuclear hobgoblin, scream my name, baby!” If your sexual orientation is more of a chartered accountant, you can still use them. Perfect when you need to do something shitty, wet, slimy, nasty, and unfun and don’t want to get crap on your pretty hands, like the annual report of a political party.
These are made from some green rubberized canvas. The material data isn’t given to anybody with our security clearance. Most likely some sort of retro SciFi stuff. Long cuffs ensure you can stick these very deep without getting any sludge on the wrong side. These don’t have any lining so they're simply awful for ice fishing. And they breathe as well as an asbestos packer who has chain-smoked for 70 years.
Sizing
One size fits all. Better for some, and worse for others but fits nevertheless, or else....
Condition
Swiss military surplus. These seem to be suspiciously gently used. No bodily fluids or other weird muck. Might have not seen any action.
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Return this product used but clean and unbroken, and you'll receive half of the product's original price as Varusteleka credits. Service is available only in Finland. Only Registered users can make Kierto returns. See more information about Kierto.
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Taina L. 11.01.2023 Verified purchase
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Hahaha this is definitely a notch above the usual descriptions.
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