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Särmä TST Social Distancing Morale Patch
Särmä TST Social Distancing Morale Patch.
Särmä TST Social Distancing Morale Patch.

Särmä TST Social Distancing Morale Patch

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Social distancing is what we Finns like to call frighteningly intimate interaction. We heard that it is as fashionable as another Finnish thing called "kalsarikännit", getting drunk in your underwear. So, of course, we made a patch for it.

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Särmä TST Social Distancing Morale Patch.
Särmä TST Social Distancing Morale Patch.

Social distancing is what we Finns like to call frighteningly intimate interaction. We heard that it is as fashionable as another Finnish thing called "kalsarikännit", getting drunk in your underwear. So, of course, we made a patch for it.

Get your patch now and bugger off as far from others as possible.

Size 77 x 47 mm (3" x 1.85"). With hook backing to slap on your Velcro base.

Made in Finland

These are manufactured by patchmakers who manufacture insignia for the Finnish army, quality stuff!

Särmä TST

Särmä TST is Varusteleka's in-house brand of clothing and gear designed for military and law enforcement end-users. Our clothing and equipment are made in co-operation with a number of experienced manufacturers with a strong background in producing clothing and gear for military and law enforcement officials, most notably for the Finnish Defence Forces. For further reading check out the Särmä TST corner of our website.

Särmä TST products are covered by a 12-month warranty against defects in materials and workmanship. For further information please read our detailed warranty guide.

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15.05.2020 (Edited 06.06.2021)
Lekan "omatuotanto" saavuttaa taas uudet ulottuvuudet kun tälläista turhaa scheissea työnnetään markkinoille. Missäs se maailmanpelastamismentaliteetti nyt on?
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18.05.2020 (Edited 06.06.2021)
ASIAA!
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14.06.2020 (Edited 06.06.2021)
Suomen risukeittäjät, kokoontukaa jokainen omiin oloihinne!
Omassa merkissäni loppu-G on lähempänä O:ta mikä antaa merkille kivan välimerellisen vivahteen.
Mukavaa, että on tällaisia vähemmänkin militaristisia merkkejä.
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08.11.2020 (Edited 06.06.2021)
Cool patch, velcro backing is easy to remove if you wish to sew it, like I did. Just take a small sharp knife between the stitching. I sewed mine to the lid of my PLCE Bergen, looks cool AF, plus it's quite funny and ironic, a lot of people have said they like it.
Along with the Bushcraft patch, looks cool and makes the bag look slightly more happy camper, than military nut.

Patch looks just like the picture.
Might have to get a couple more before they run out.
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