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Särmä Happy Holidays Morale Patch
Särmä Happy Holidays Morale Patch. HO-HO-HO. It has a machine gun.
Särmä Happy Holidays Morale Patch. HO-HO-HO. It has a machine gun.
Särmä Happy Holidays Morale Patch. HO-HO-HO. It has a machine gun.

Särmä Happy Holidays Morale Patch

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Yippi-ki-yay, motherfucker! Finally, a morale patch for the season to be jolly that isn’t tacky. And even if it is, as an orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John McClane, you will appreciate this kind of tacky. It even has a machine gun. HO-HO-HO. (If John says it is, then it is.)

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Särmä Happy Holidays Morale Patch. HO-HO-HO. It has a machine gun.
Särmä Happy Holidays Morale Patch. HO-HO-HO. It has a machine gun.
Särmä Happy Holidays Morale Patch. HO-HO-HO. It has a machine gun.

Yippi-ki-yay, motherfucker! Finally, a morale patch for the season to be jolly that isn’t tacky. And even if it is, as an orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John McClane, you will appreciate this kind of tacky. It even has a machine gun. HO-HO-HO. (If John says it is, then it is.)

Diameter c. 80 mm (3.1"). With hook backing to slap on your Velcro base.

Made in Finland

These are manufactured by patch makers who manufacture insignia for the Finnish army, quality stuff!

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Björn A. 02.12.2020 (Edited 06.06.2021)
Shame it don't say merry Christmas instead.
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Pablo V. 03.12.2020
Yeah, the "holiday" in question is Christmas. Hence the mistletoe. I find it so hypocritical the "happy holidays" thingy. You won't see Jews with a patch depicting a menorah wishing you "happy holidays". They'll say "happy Hanukkah". Can't we all just wish each other the holidays we are celebrating, and let everyone else choose whether they want to be offended about it or not? This is a bit like preemptive censorship *rant-off*
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