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Särmä

Särmä Cottage Rank Insignia

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You look like a person that needs proper discipline in your spare time. With official Varusteleka cottage rank insignia, you can get just that! These are very prestigious patches given for great achievements in things that matter in everyday life. Remember, there is nothing like getting promoted in the sauna with festive Finnish oompah music.

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Särmä Cottage Rank Insignia.
Särmä Cottage Rank Insignia.

You look like a person that needs proper discipline in your spare time. With official Varusteleka cottage rank insignia, you can get just that! These are very prestigious patches given for great achievements in things that matter in everyday life. Remember, there is nothing like getting promoted in the sauna with festive Finnish oompah music.

Features

These look and feel like the Finnish military rank insignia, but they are designed for civilian battlefields. They have the same simple hook and loop attachment system, and you can slap them on e.g. our Särmä TST clothing. The patch measures 30 x 84 mm (1.2" x 3.25").

Grill Master

As the highest non-commissioned officer rank in outdoor cooking, Grill Master oversees the Grill Sergeants keeping sausages in line on the grills – when he has time, that is, as he is very busy with his own beverage investigations, working on a case somewhere.

Prince Colonel

Prince Colonel is the rank of the head of guard for the queen of Fog Valley. There is also a herbal liqueur with this name in Finland. This might also suit someone who is into stolen valor larping and in need of a made-up military rank.

The Sheriffs

These ranks have everything to do with the national drink of Finland, Jaloviina. The one star Jaloviina has been aptly named "Sheriff Bottle" by loving customers. The more stars there are on your Jaloviina bottle, the quality gets better but the overall taste somehow gets worse. Get "three stars" if you think you deserve cognac but can’t afford it – get "one star" if you’re attuned with the universe and know that life is all about pain and disgust.

Sauna Gollum ranks

Sauna Gollum is a delightful Finnish party game. The person chosen as Sauna Gollum goes under the sauna benches to poke the people sitting on them from underneath. The first one to stand up becomes the new Sauna Gollum. Great game among naked friends. Since the game is very demanding, you will start at the candidate stage and work your way to the esteemed Sauna Gollum rank through rigorous training.

Sauna Major

Sauna Major is the commander of the sauna troops, and the one in charge of heating the sauna and making sure that there is enough löyly, you know the magical steamy heat that we love here almost as much as sisu. So, if you master the art of heating a traditional sauna or simply love the experience like a Finn, this is a patch for you.

Grill Sergeant

Here’s a rank for all BBQ soldiers that protect their pits until the very end. May your grill never go cold.

Made in Finland

These are manufactured by patch makers who also make insignia for the Finnish army. In other words, these are quality stuff!

Varusteleka Särmä

Särmä is our own brand of clothing and equipment. When you buy Särmä, you get purpose-built stuff at a decent price. They will serve their purpose well in outdoor and everyday use and won't cost you an arm and a leg! For further reading, check out the Varusteleka's Särmä page.

Särmä products are covered by a 12-month warranty against defects in materials and workmanship. For further information, please read our detailed warranty guide.

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27.12.2022 Verified purchase
Tämä on hauska keksintö!!! Terveisin Majuri saunasta!
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10.03.2023 Verified purchase
Klonkkumerkki toimii mainiosti rintakarvakiinnityksen kanssa. Karvattomia varten on mukana se pörrölätkä, jonka voinee ommella itseensä.
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12.08.2023 ⚠ Unverified purchase
Tulin vain huomauttamaan, että saunamajuri tekee vastatiedustelua.
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13.08.2023 Verified purchase
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19.10.2023 Verified purchase
Pakko ostos vaimolle joka vetää miehekkäät löylyt joka kerta.
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19.12.2023 Verified purchase
Vihreät hommattuna. Tuleeko mustanakin?
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16.01.2024 Verified purchase
The cooking setup is yours, so best people know you outrank them
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Kimmo S. 23.12.2022
Onkohan saunamajurissa tarkoituksella yksi piikki ylöspäin? Yleensä säännönmukaisesti yksi lehti on suoraan ylös ja yksi piikki alas, kuten RUK-ristissä. Myös muistisääntönä piikkien suhteen kaksi pirunsarvea ylös ja piikkiparta alas.
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