Särmä Cottage Rank Insignia

You look like a person that needs proper discipline in your spare time. With official Varusteleka cottage rank insignia, you can get just that! These are very prestigious patches given for great achievements in things that matter in everyday life. Remember, there is nothing like getting promoted in the sauna with festive Finnish oompah music.

Features

These look and feel like the Finnish military rank insignia, but they are designed for civilian battlefields. They have the same simple hook and loop attachment system, and you can slap them on e.g. our Särmä TST clothing. At the moment, we have four different patches. We might get some more in the future or then again we might not.

Sauna Gollum ranks

Sauna Gollum is a delightful Finnish party game. The person chosen as Sauna Gollum goes under the sauna benches to poke the people sitting on them from underneath. The first one to stand up becomes the new Sauna Gollum. Great game among naked friends. Since the game is very demanding, you will start at the candidate stage and work your way to the esteemed Sauna Gollum rank through rigorous training.

Sauna Major

Sauna Major is the commander of the sauna troops, and the one in charge of heating the sauna and making sure that there is enough löyly, you know the magical steamy heat that we love here almost as much as sisu. So, if you master the art of heating a traditional sauna or simply love the experience like a Finn, this is a patch for you.

Grill Sergeant

Here’s a rank for all BBQ soldiers that protect their pits until the very end. May your grill never go cold.

Made in Finland

These are manufactured by patch makers who also make insignia for the Finnish army. In other words, these are quality stuff!