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Särmä Bath Towel

Särmä Bath Towel

Price 19.99 USD excluding VAT

They say a shower fixes everything. No matter what state you're in, standing below running water for a moment allows you to regain whatever it is that you lost. To make sure you set the proper mood, select the camo pattern to the occasion.

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They say a shower fixes everything. No matter what state you're in, standing below running water for a moment allows you to regain whatever it is that you lost. To make sure you set the proper mood, select the camo pattern to the occasion.

Two patterns, two spirits

Available in two camo patterns. The winter model is easily lost in snow, the summer camo doesn't reveal stains until you smell something.

Strichtarn

East Germany is still a sensitive topic in the heart of Europe. Pretty much everyone except Egon Krenz is ashamed of it and for a good reason. It's a prime example of a horrible outcome despite good intentions. (And we've seen the even worse outcome of bad intentions, coincidentally in the same area earlier.)

So much for light small talk: the ostalgic Strichtarn pattern looks as good as the regime was. The colors are "oppressive pea soup green" and "brown of despair and manure", both translated from official NVA nomenclature. We didn't attempt to make it pretty, as Strichtarn is not suitable for the weak. If you want to shout "Der Abschaum der Menschlichen Gesellschaft!" to all the cheery towels on the beach, here's your ticket!

M05 Snow Camo

The Finnish M05 Snow Camo isn't another depressing Woodland pattern and actually brightens any environment it's in. The person in your household who speaks of fruits and animals when referring to colors (olive green and coyote brown don't count!) is sure to approve this.

Normally, the thought of snow makes you shiver but drying your ass with one of these is something else. In Finland, we like to dive into the snow in the nude, but that's Nordic folks for you.

A towel, as you would expect

Cotton terry towels don't need introductions and you're not in for surprises. The material is lovely thicc 550 g/m2 (16.22 oz) Jacquard terry, 100 % cotton. It's so soft you probably should use some shower gel, a bathing brush or sponge: the old "peel your skin with a coarse towel"-trick won't work with these.

Size: 140 x 70 cm (55" x 27.5")

Made in Turkey.

Varusteleka Särmä

Särmä is our own brand of clothing and equipment. When you buy Särmä you get purpose-built stuff at a decent price, something that will fill it's intended role well and not cost you an arm and a leg!

Särmä products are covered by a 12-month warranty against defects in materials and workmanship. For further information please read our detailed warranty guide.

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06.12.2019
Great size, well made and soft. All you can ask for in a towel. Camo pattern is great for the man cave but women like it too
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