Loophole to k-n-i-v-e-s

This page should have certain products on it, but that would make it a terribly frightening place on the internet. In fact, so frightening that the ruling entities of the web would flinch and strike us down with all their wrath. We would have to face some hard bananas.

Behold! A loophole to fool the duplicitous internet behemoths! Click on the link and witness some forbidden sharpness.