Kalakalle Ham Cock, 182 g, canned

4.99 EUR
Kalakalle Ham Cock, 182 g, canned
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A ham variation of a traditional Finnish delicacy in canned version, 5 years of shelf life and does not contain cock! This is a perfect snack or trekking food, always ready to eat and contains enough energy to keep you going and enough high quality protein to keep you in shape.

Normally called "Fish Cock" because it contains fish inside a rye bread shell, but this version has ham instead. Different, but just as good!

The food is much like a mix of hamburger and pie, made out of rye bread and filled with high quality honest-to-god Finnish pork. The funny part is that because of the hermetically sealed tin can, no preservatives are needed, and the ingredients are the superfoods they always tell you you should eat. Because it's healthy AND it tastes good, this food resembles much like a situation where you are enjoying your beer in a bar and a pretty young girl comes up to you and asks if you would like to go to her place and assfuck her. A deal too good to be true. Except with this food delicacy there is no hidden cock included.

This really is something as a always-ready-snack or trekking food. It tastes good, and if you are equipped with a knife, you should be able to take the pastry out of the can whole. Looking and tasting at the thing makes it hard to believe it came out of a tin can, as the bread really looks like a bread and the whole thing tastes very good.

Foreign people might wonder why the excellent delicacy is called ham cock and, well, it's a wonder for us too, since this kind of food originally comes from Savo, a remote location in the middle of Finland known for inbreeding and incapacity to form sentences that mean anything. The classic fish cock, in Savo, means food and flying fish cock a train. We know, it's weird.

Ingredients: ham, rye bread (whole grain rye flour, rye [50%], wheat flour, water, yeast, rye malt, sea salt 1,2%), water, salt 1,4%, black pepper. Milk-free, contains no additives or preservatives. Weight 182 g.

Nutritional facts: 100 g contains: energy 683 kJ (163 kcal), protein 10,1 g, carbs 12,5 g, fat 7,6 g.
One can of 1820 g contains: energy 1243 kJ (297 kcal), protein 18,38 g, carbs 22,75 g, fat 13,83 g.

This product is made in Finland. Obviously.

There is a five-year shelf life printed on the can. This is because "you have to put something in there". In real life, well made (duh, it's made in Finland) canned food last a way lot longer, and doesn't really turn toxic - if you store this for reaaally long time, taste and energy values do deteoriate, but it's still edible. As it is, ham cock makes for a very good quality emergency ration. It'd be smart to store these into your car, your boat, cabin and anywhere you might get stranded in.

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4.5/5
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24.06.2016
Kuin nötköttiä leivän välissä, ylläri. Hyvä pikku retkieväs, helppo leikellä puukolla paloiksi jos haluaa antaa kaverille kanssa, ei siis tarvitse kaivaa lusikalla ulos purkista.

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0.5/5
I would not recommend to a friend
17.09.2016
Smells like cat food, tastes awful, smell improves when you've thrown the tin and contents into the camp fire.
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3/5
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08.10.2016
Tuhti siivu nötköttiä ruisleivän ympäröimänä on varsin osuva kuvaus, leipä tosin on niin kosteaa ja pehmeää että se takertuu sekä purkin sisäpintaan että sormiin kun syöt sitä. Kannattaa varautua rätin kanssa tai ainakin siihen että joudut pyyhkimään sormet housuihin aterian päätteeksi.
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5/5
I would recommend for a friend
29.03.2017
Matthew, Poor people in the USA ARE eating cat food to survive. The fastest way to meet people in the world is to share their food. I like cock. My cat likes cock. trump likes Mcdonalds. Who do you want to share a campfire with? Go hungry 3 days and try it again. I am delighted to find a source for cock besides the one in the Whitehouse ( The can has a larger serving.)
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3/5
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31.03.2017
I wouldn't say it's fantastic, but it is by no means the worst thing i have tasted. I would recommend adding it to something else as the ham cock by itself is a very distinctive flavor that I at least in the US am very unused to. Eat it in small bits, and the center is the best part
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4/5
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07.04.2017
Best way to describe it is a brown bread ham sandwich got sexual with a pork pie and this was the off spring. I liked it especially with a bit of mustard made a nice snack and would be very welcome if stuck out in some forest.
I will be ordering it again.
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5/5
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29.05.2017
Tried it today and as stated smells like cat/dog food when you open the can-but once reheated/cooked and a little salt is added it tastes great!!
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3/5
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29.05.2017
Ihan ok vaelluksella, ei mitään erikoisia makuelämyksia. Lisää suolaa tai pippuria niin tulee makua.
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3/5
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12.07.2017
With mustard or salt and pepper this is much better. Very good package.
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5/5
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04.08.2017
Erittäin positiivinen yllätys, haen lisää saman tien. Retkikäytössä lisäplussaa tulisi jos tölkki olisi avattavissa molemmista kansista. Saisi tyhjennyksen jälkeen liiskattua kompaktimpaan jätekokoon ilman isompaa voimankäyttöä kuten nyt on tarvis. Mutta taitaa olla valmistusteknisesti ehkä mahdoton visio.
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4.5/5
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06.08.2017
Kinkku- ja kalakukkosäilykkeet ovat erinomainen konsepti! Vaikka päiväretkille luontoon tulee otettua (edullisempaa) tuoresevästä, niin usein tulee oltua ulkona aiottua/suunniteltua pidempään (tai ne eväät unohtuu kotiin...) ja säilyvyyden ansiosta tämä tuote paikkaa hienosti pitkittyneen reissun evästarpeen. Annoksen koko on sopiva yhdelle henkilölle yhdeksi annokseksi kerralla syötäväksi toisinkuin perinteiset 400-500 gramman "nötköttipurkit", jotka ovat yhdelle henkilölle turhan paljon kerralla.
Sitä paitsi tässäkin on prosentuaalisesti enemmän lihaa kuin markettien halvimmissa lihasäilykkeissä.

Säilytän pakkaskauden ulkopuolella muutamia purkkeja autossa ja luonnollisesti repussa kulkee aina mukana.

Maku on sitä mitä luvataankin: ruista ja possua. Ei gourmeeta, vaan tuhtia perus"kauraa".
En todellakaan allekirjoita englanninkielisiä vertauksia kissanruokaan! Ketkä lie BigMacin suurkuluttujat niitäkin kirjoittaneet.
Joskaan en itse tiedä miltä kissanruoka maistuu!

Jos maku tuntuu kuivalta, niin mikään ei estä lisäämästä mausteita tai tomaattisiivua, suolakurkkua ym. lisähöysteeksi.

Ilokseni huomasin, että paikkakunnan eräässä K-Supermarketissa on omalla myynti-/esittelyhyllyllään KalaKallen säilykkeitä hintaan 10 euroa / 3 purkkia.
Sillä yksikköhinnalla moni koululainen ja/tai duunari ostaa välipalaksi mm. energiajuoman, suklaapatukan ja berliininmunkin.
Kinkkukukko on sentään täyttä ruokaa!
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4/5
I would recommend for a friend
12.10.2017
I thought this was pretty good. The taste reminded me of a deviled ham sandwich. A bit salty but not horrible.
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