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Kalakalle Fish Cock, 182 g, canned
Kalakalle Fish Cock, 182 g, canned.
Kalakalle Fish Cock, 182 g, canned.
Kalakalle Fish Cock, 182 g, canned.
Kalakalle Fish Cock, 182 g, canned.
Kalakalle Fish Cock, 182 g, canned.
Kalakalle

Kalakalle Fish Cock, 182 g, canned

Price 5.99 USD excluding sales tax ( 32.91 USD / kg )

A traditional Finnish delicacy in a can. 5 years of shelf life and no cock included! In case the "Fish Cock" doesn't tell you anything, it's a Finnish specialty - fish baked inside rye bread. This is a perfect snack or trekking food, always ready to eat, and contains enough energy to keep you going and enough high-quality protein to keep you in shape.

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Kalakalle Fish Cock, 182 g, canned.
Kalakalle Fish Cock, 182 g, canned.
Kalakalle Fish Cock, 182 g, canned.
Kalakalle Fish Cock, 182 g, canned.
Kalakalle Fish Cock, 182 g, canned.

A traditional Finnish delicacy in a can. 5 years of shelf life and no cock included! In case the "Fish Cock" doesn't tell you anything, it's a Finnish specialty - fish baked inside rye bread. This is a perfect snack or trekking food, always ready to eat, and contains enough energy to keep you going and enough high-quality protein to keep you in shape.

Features

This is sort of a mix of a hamburger and a pie, made out of rye bread and filled with smoked salmon. Because of the hermetically sealed tin can, no preservatives are needed, and the ingredients are just the superfoods they always tell you you should eat.

The guys at Kalakalle are pretty cool, as they don't cheat when they do things. To smoke the salmon, they've built two smoke saunas. The smoke sauna is a house with a really big stove and no chimney. You put a fire in the stove, and the whole building is filled with smoke that gently smokes the fish.

This is the perfect always-ready-snack or trekking food. It tastes good, and if you are equipped with a knife, you should be able to take the pastry out of the can whole. When looking at and tasting the thing, it is hard to believe it came out of a tin can. It looks and tastes so good.

Foreign people might wonder why the excellent delicacy is called fish cock and, well, it's a wonder for us too, since this food was made famous by Savonia, a remote location in the middle of Finland known for inbreeding and incapacity to form sentences that mean anything. In Savo, fish cock means food and flying fish cock a train.

Ingredients: Smoked salmon, rye bread (whole grain rye flour, rye [50%], wheat flour, water, yeast, rye malt, sea salt [1,2%]), salt 1,3%.

Nutritional facts: 100 g contains: energy 1009.28 kJ (241,22 kcal), protein 14.11 g, carbs 17.49 g, fat 12.11 g. One can of 182 g contains: energy 439 kcal, protein 26 g, carbs 32 g, and fat 22 g.

This product is made in Finland. Obviously.

Perfect for the zombie apocalypse

There is a five-year shelf life printed on the can. This is because you have to put something in there. In real life, well made (duh, it's made in Finland) canned food lasts a lot longer, and doesn't really turn toxic. If you store it for reaaally long time, the taste and energy values do deteriorate, but it's still edible. As it is, fish cock makes for a very good quality emergency ration. It'd be smart to store these into your car, your boat, cabin, and anywhere you might get stranded in.

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Five stars
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30.05.2016 Verified purchase
Törkeän hyvää. Koostumus ei ole mikään mönjäinen tai limainen, epämääräinen säilyke vaan kiinteä, pehmeä ruisleipä jonka välissä oikein maukasta kalaa. Täyden kympin tuote!

Kyytipojaksi suosittelen vahvat termarikahvit ja Ah! Nautinto on taattu!
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Three stars
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15.09.2016 Verified purchase
Kinkkukukko oli parempaa, tämä on vähän kuivaa. Ja aika suolaista. Petyin hieman, mutta odotukset olivat tosi korkealla, ei tämä huonos ole laisinkaan.
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Five stars
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04.01.2017 Verified purchase
This product makes a great addition to field rations. It has a salty, smoky flavour like a kipper.
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Five stars
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17.03.2017 ⚠ Unverified purchase
This stuff has a great flavor. I'm going to order more of it as a drinking snack because it's a little on the dry side, but the taste is really good. If you're going to take it as a field ration make sure you've got plenty of water.
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Four stars
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05.04.2017 ⚠ Unverified purchase
Unusual and kinda dry, but definetly nutritional, hearty, and will keep you going. For all the campers and people who like to truly rough it.
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Five stars
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10.04.2017 Verified purchase
I first tried this courtesy of a pretty Finnish American classmate on a university field trip to 29 Palms in California. I'm watching coyotes slip into the oasis for water, stars overhead and a few UFOs fleeing California drivers. She's playing a recording of Cantus Arcticus, the native fauna is all mixed up by the strange new birds in town and I'm thinking ' this sure beats a McDonalds fish filet! I'm really happy to have found it again.
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Three stars
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21.05.2017 Verified purchase
Ainakin oli suolaa...
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Five stars
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25.05.2017 Verified purchase
I love it, it's a bit thirst provoking (although my can was quite moist with what I can only imagine is oil) but has an excellent taste of smoked salmon. I'd recommend some pickles or some other sides to add to this dish. Definitely better than a MRE.
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Two stars
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27.05.2017 ⚠ Unverified purchase

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Robert L. 18.08.2022
Hi,
2022-August
Does the USDA steal^H^H^H^H^H confiscate this at US Customs?
Can 'Muricans import fish cock? USA! USA!
No pork for us. USA! USA!
ktxbai
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Arick S. 02.12.2022
I've gotten it delivered just fine to the USA.
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Jonathan K. 11.06.2023
Does this contain rapeseed oil? On the Kalakalle website they sell this but the ingredients list says it contains rapeseed oil and here it doesn't
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Jonathan K. 03.11.2023
Edit: Both the website and the cans say it contains rapeseed oil while Varusteleka does not say it does. Looks like I'll be staying away from this
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