French Sports Shorts, Indecent, White, Surplus

Could someone please tell us why sports shorts have to be made so that your balls are going to be out and about the moment you start doing sporty things? As if that wasn't enough, the French have also had these made of some sort of very questionable white, slippery material, which is also slightly translucent.

Sized according to max. recommended user's waist. The elastic waistband contracts from the max quite a bit, so a larger size won't look too bad. Well, OK, they will look awful in any case, but we meant the fit.

The funny thing is, these are almost exclusively sized for well-fed individuals. Maybe you can use these to motivate yourself: size down to avoid having to wear these forever.

Unissued, never even dropped.