Czech Sleeping Mask of Horror, Surplus

Troubled by nightmares of the worst kind? This will scare them away. Officially, this is an outdoor sleeping mask that drives away the bitter cold winter air. However, the legend whispers that it also repels the restless spirits of the night. Probably the only thing that works both in the physical world and in the Dreamlands. Maybe. This is also exactly the kind of horror mask that the next hot cult movie monster will wear. Those Czech scientists really knew what they were doing but probably lost scores of sanity points while doing it. Iä, Iä like a baby fhtagn!

Features

In all simplicity, this is a white, soft whole face mask for outdoor sleeping. Destiny has dictated there shall be one size that fitteth all! The height in the middle is approximately 25 cm (10") and the widest width about 40 cm (16"). We dare not give you the exact magical measurements because their phantasmagoric nature might drive your fragile mind to the realm of no return. It has an elastic strap around the ears and another vertical one over your head. The horizontal strap can be adjusted a bit for a bit better fit. So, no evil phrenologist has been consulted when creating this.

The mask is made from a soft and elastic material, probably discovered from some forbidden planet of Doom. No records exist of its exact consistency, but it probably is something that the uneducated laymen might call un-natural. It caresses your skin in almost sinful way and it is thicker than normal sleeping masks, so it will guard your face from the frost to some extent. It has an opening for the nose but the flap does protect the nose from cold. It is quite easy to breathe in this thing unless you have a stuffy nose. Then you might feel like a daemon is slowly sucking out your very essence.

Use

In addition to shielding against cold air, this does give some protection against mosquitos and other things that creep in the night. Make eye slits and you have a working snow camo mask for wintery hunting. No matter what the internet says, it won’t turn you into Simo Häyhä because that meme picture is fake. But this will make one scary Halloween mask.

Condition

Unissued Czech military surplus. So, no grunt has been sweating in terror in these. Do you dare to be the first that exits the familiar and enters the dark abyss of the unknown? The risks are great but so are the rewards.