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Soviet KBG telephone, surplus

Soviet KBG telephone, surplus

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Plug and play has never been so fun - just plug this in and see if you become a part of the KGB Hotline! As a service provider the Soviet State is great, if you don't really have to call anyone and are willing to talk to the authorities whenever they feel like it.

Made of depressing blue plastic with something definitely missing from the center. Soviet design at its best, a textbook Orwellian invention!

Genuine Soviet item!

And never used.


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Superb device. I bought one a while back as a joke, but now I use it regularly, usually to report political delinquents to the glorious Soviet government that has never done anything wrong I swear. All in all a very nice piece, and I'm not just saying that because someone has a gun to my head.
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Hyvin soittaa mulle viranomaiset joka päivä vähintään 5 kertaa tosi paljon helpompaa kuin enen suosittelen ehdottamasti
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