Soviet Gyroscope in Wooden Case, surplus

We managed to get hold of something really fantastic and we bet none of your friends have anything like it. A gyroscope of the mighty Soviet Union. The thingy that is used for stabilizing ships. Weighs craploads and fits nowhere. So, clearly a must-have-item!

Care for some rotational stability in your life

You might wonder what can you do with this huge ass ball if you don’t own a warship? A million things of course. This will be the crown jewel of your naval artifact collection. It is also a damn stylish decorative item that’ll be a guaranteed conversation starter. And if you’re planning your own spy film, you won’t find a more versatile prop than this. The perfect weapon of mass destruction for your main villain, for example.

If you feel a bit wobbly after a rough weekend, don’t try to fix it with a hangover drink. Use a gyroscope instead. Hugging this ball of joy will stabilize even the stormiest mornings. This baby comes in a sturdy wooden box that also functions as a shopping bag or a unique handbag However, disinfect and purify it first because it comes with the (literally) stunning Soviet surplus smell.

Won’t stabilize your fleet as it is

This package only contains the ball, not the metal thingy needed to hang it. Without it, this won’t stabilize a single aircraft carrier. So, this is a collector's item, not intended for maintaining your naval superiority. One of a kind.