Soviet Gyroscope in Metal Case, surplus

We got something really fantastic and we bet you don’t have it yet. A gyroscope of the big and mighty Soviet Union. The thingy that is used for stabilizing ships. Weighs a ton and takes all the space. Get it while you can and make your neighbors green with envy.

Care for some rotational stability in your life

What can you do with this huge ass ball if you don’t own a warship? A million different things of course. This will be the shining gem of your naval artifact collection. It is also a damn stylish decorative item that’ll be a guaranteed conversation starter. And if you’re planning your own sci-fi film, you won’t find a more versatile prop than this. The new Death Star, a bomb that some lunatics worship, or a funny droid. This chameleon can be anything.

If you feel a bit wobbly after a rough weekend, don’t try to fix it with a hair of the dog. Use a gyroscope instead. Hugging this ball of joy will stabilize even the stormiest mornings. This baby comes in a cool metal carrying case that also works as an atom bomb-proof picnic basket or a cheese dome. However, disinfect and purify it first because it comes with the authentic Soviet surplus smell.

Won’t stabilize your fleet as it is

This package only contains the ball, not the metal thingy needed to hang it. Without it, this won’t stabilize a single aircraft carrier. So, this is a collector's item, not intended for maintaining your naval superiority. One of a kind.