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Soviet Cosmonaut Training Treadmill, surplus

Soviet Cosmonaut Training Treadmill, surplus

Price 387.99 USD excluding VAT

Comrades, are you sick and tired of the decadent Western technology that has even crept into sports? Now you can purchase the perfect tool to strike back. We managed to get hold of a single marvelous training treadmill of the heroic Soviet cosmonauts. This exercise apparatus is almost as beautiful as the Communist Manifesto. If this won’t make you fit, you have no makings of a Hero of Socialist Labor.

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Comrades, are you sick and tired of the decadent Western technology that has even crept into sports? Now you can purchase the perfect tool to strike back. We managed to get hold of a single marvelous training treadmill of the heroic Soviet cosmonauts. This exercise apparatus is almost as beautiful as the Communist Manifesto. If this won’t make you fit, you have no makings of a Hero of Socialist Labor.

Fully mechanical fitness equipment

Sports should be grim mechanical suffering with none of that digital technology nonsense. This treadmill has no electricity to ruin the good old Slavic melancholy. It starts moving when your legs start moving. Pretty simple, isn’t it? And it moves so swiftly that the handlebars do come in handy. A mouthpiece and a helmet would without a doubt be required in western countries, maybe a safety course, too. However, on the right side of the iron curtain, this is where babies learn to run. Only after you are fit to run naked in the Siberian winter on this, you get to move on to the real treadmill. And those we will never be allowed to import here because of the Geneva Convention.

The only piece of anything resembling technology is the odometer, and even that is mechanical. So, you can continue exercising even when they rightfully cut the power in your kolkhoz. Because we didn’t get a manual with this thing, we don’t know what units the odometer measures. Probably arshins or hectares. It has been set quite far so it also requires some tuning before it measures anything.

Size

This a small and light travel model by Soviet standards. Easily foldable, and you can carry it around without a problem if you’re Ivan Drago. Length 131 cm (51”) and width 79 cm (31”) at the handlebars. Weighs a few dozen pounds. Because of the weigh, this is only to be picked up from the store.

Condition

Even though this might have visited Mars, it is still in good condition and fully usable. Then again this is made of thick steel bars and hardened stalinite, so it will probably survive a revolution or two without a problem.

Pickup only!

This is not shipped anywhere. It can be picked up from our store and that's it. It's "out of stock" but actually available due to the strange inner workings of our systems. Come pay us a visit and see for yourself.

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