Multi-use Fabric Face Mask

Wanna live a normal life? Put on a mask and those times might still come. Here you have an easy-to-use, washable, black cloth face mask. Not a magical forcefield but prevents you from spreading that plague uncontrollably to that nice granny that you don’t want to kill. You get to be a masked superhero without doing a damn thing.

The size is on the small side, these are rather tight-fitting.

Use

A cloth face mask is nowadays a pretty versatile gadget. It helps people with allergies to combat road dust. And prevents the trees from cumming on your face uncontrollably in the springtime. And now during this global pandemonium, the masked hero prevents all that nasty shit from spreading freely. It also keeps you from touching your face, which is good because your fingers have been to bad places. It won’t help you commit armed robberies because the banks don’t have any money, you will be caught instantly, and robbing is bad, m’kay.

During a pandemic, you should also continue washing those hands and avoiding unnecessary gatherings. And when putting the mask on or taking it off, grab it only by the rubber bands. Don’t caress or fondle the mask part no matter how hot you are. The recommend usage time is a couple of hours. After that, your filthy mask starts to be more of a hindrance. Therefore it is good to have a bunch of these, so you won’t go insane with your laundry.

Cloth mask isn’t an official respirator mask

Please remember that a cloth face mask isn’t an authorized respirator mask or a surgical face mask. So, it won’t protect you from mustard gas or enable you to perform sterile operations.

The cloth face mask won’t give you an invincible force field against Covid either. However, it does prevent your plague-ridden goo from contaminating the whole world. And as we say, good guys don’t let their goo contaminate the world!

This is a bit like pissing on somebody’s legs. If nor the piss boy or the target have pants, things get very wet. If the target has pants, the legs get a bit less wet but it is still rather unpleasant. However, if the piss whizz has pants, the pee won’t fly that far anymore.

Materials and care

The outer layer of the mask is 38% Cotton, 38% Viscose, and 24% Polypropylene. The inner layer is 50% cotton and 50% Viscose. You can wash the mask at 60 degrees Celsius (140 F). Washing before use is recommended and you should wash the masks also after each use. These are not like underwear that you only change twice per year.

Ecological manufacturer

This mask was manufactured by Utenos, which is one of the most ecological clothing factories in the world.