Forbidden items

Here they are! Everything the Gogol and Facepamphlet don't want you to see!

The sharp pointy things we sell are usually not made for killing people, but real tools for peaceful purposes such as chopping wood or other camp things. Some even have features that allow you to turn screws or file fingernails, which of course easily turns into filing your teeth sharp as hell. And that is of course forbidden.

The junk steel in our selection might look really warlike and scary, but at a closer inspection is actually harmless. These are virtually impossible to turn dangeours again, unless you have gunsmithing skills and a proper workshop. In this case you could easily fashion your own boomsticks from a raw steel block instead. Our non-working pieces of steel are fit as mantlepieces over the fireplace or tossed into steel melting pots.

Well how about the drinks? Yeah, we have huge amounts of dangerous likkers right here - the alcoholocaust would be right around the corner if anyone knew! Pthui, we recommend purchasing something healthier and more fit for kids, like energy drinks (not available from us).