Black Items

Good guys don't Black Friday.

We heard stories about a special day called Black Friday. Apparently, it's a massive commercial event that is preceeded by family quarrels and the overconsumption of turkey during Thanksgiving. Well, what the hell, I guess we could get in on this. Here you go: a long list of BLACK stuff that you can buy from Varusteleka. Okay, we threw a few dark jokes in there, too. Go crazy!

...or did we get this wrong?