Accessories

What the hell are clothing accessories? Many people, especially on the hairier side, have managed to live to quite an old age without ever solving the mystery of these so-called clothing accesso... Read more

Varusteleka Alpaca Beanie
5.0

Varusteleka Alpaca Beanie

Regular price $29.99 USD
Sale price $29.99 USD Regular price
Särmä Alpaca Mittens
5.0
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Särmä Alpaca Mittens

Regular price $20.99 USD
Sale price $20.99 USD Regular price $26.99 USD
Varusteleka Leather Belt, Veggie Tanned, 50 mm / 2"
5.0
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Varusteleka Leather Belt, Veggie Tanned, 50 mm / 2"

Regular price $49.99 USD
Sale price $49.99 USD Regular price
Forgotten Weapons Boonie Hat, IanPat

Forgotten Weapons Boonie Hat, IanPat

Regular price $54.99 USD
Sale price $54.99 USD Regular price
Mechanix ColdWork Base Layer Liner

Mechanix ColdWork Base Layer Liner

Regular price $23.99 USD
Sale price $23.99 USD Regular price
Särmä TST Verikauha Field Cap
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Särmä TST Verikauha Field Cap

Regular price $31.99 USD
Sale price $31.99 USD Regular price $39.99 USD
Available in Black
Austrian field cap, winter model, surplus
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Austrian field cap, winter model, surplus

Regular price $7.99 USD
Sale price $7.99 USD Regular price
Varusteleka Traditional Neckwarmer, Merino Wool

Varusteleka Traditional Neckwarmer, Merino Wool

Regular price $24.99 USD
Sale price $24.99 USD Regular price
Helsingin Olkain button suspenders
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Helsingin Olkain button suspenders

Regular price $24.99 USD
Sale price $24.99 USD Regular price
Särmä Merino Wool Mittens
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Särmä Merino Wool Mittens

Regular price $19.99 USD
Sale price $19.99 USD Regular price $24.99 USD
Nite Ize S-biner Dual Carabiner
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Nite Ize S-biner Dual Carabiner

Regular price $4.99 USD - $7.99 USD
Sale price $4.99 USD - $7.99 USD Regular price
Mechanix ColdWork Winter Utility Gloves

Mechanix ColdWork Winter Utility Gloves

Regular price $21.99 USD
Sale price $21.99 USD Regular price
Available in Gray
French M50 Neck Tube, Wool, Surplus
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French M50 Neck Tube, Wool, Surplus

Regular price $4.99 USD
Sale price $4.99 USD Regular price
Mechanix ColdWork FastFit Winter Gloves

Mechanix ColdWork FastFit Winter Gloves

Regular price $21.00 USD - $21.99 USD
Sale price $21.00 USD - $21.99 USD Regular price
BW mittens, olive drab, surplus
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BW mittens, olive drab, surplus

Regular price $14.99 USD
Sale price $14.99 USD Regular price
Särmä Small Square Scarf, Merino Wool
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Särmä Small Square Scarf, Merino Wool

Regular price $23.99 USD
Sale price $23.99 USD Regular price $29.99 USD
The original Finnish military fur hat.
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Finnish M05 Winter Hat

Regular price $19.99 USD
Sale price $19.99 USD Regular price $29.99 USD
Varusteleka Merino Scarf
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Varusteleka Merino Scarf

Regular price $24.99 USD - $39.99 USD
Sale price $24.99 USD - $39.99 USD Regular price $34.99 USD
Ebelt Shade Belt

Ebelt Shade Belt

Regular price $23.99 USD
Sale price $23.99 USD Regular price
Available in Brown Black Green
Mechanix ColdWork Canvas Utility Winter Gloves

Mechanix ColdWork Canvas Utility Winter Gloves

Regular price $44.99 USD
Sale price $44.99 USD Regular price

What the hell are clothing accessories? Many people, especially on the hairier side, have managed to live to quite an old age without ever solving the mystery of these so-called clothing accessories. Clothing is a very simple term, it means the clothes you get inside of. But what about accessories? Do they help you commit some sort of a crime or what?

Okay, it just might be that we have to learn a new word, so here it goes. Clothing accessories mean those little pieces of clothes-like items you put on your extremities and naked areas of skin. Partly closed, tubular-shaped fabric things you put on your walking limbs are not a part of our accessories category, nor are there any latex wrappings for protruding organs, edible or otherwise.

Men’s accessories are quite similar to women’s accessories – so much so we haven’t differentiated them at all. We sell the same suspenders to everyone.